who wants to open up a literature-themed bar with me

victoryjobs:

  • it will be called hemingway’s (natch)
  • our menu will include drinks we invent ourselves based on puns of classic book titles
  • of ice and gin
  • lagerhaus-five
  • absolut, absolut
  • tequila mockingbird
  • etc
  • and once a month we will have a free drinking contest called “atlas chugged”
❝ I wake up to find it’s another four aspirin morning and I dive in. I put on the same clothes I wore yesterday. When did society decide that we had to change or wash a T-shirt after every individual use? If it’s not dirty I’m going to wear it. I take the stairs to the car and there’s fog on the windows. I need caffeine in my bloodstream. I take caffeine in the bloodstream. I grip the wheel and all at once I realize; My life has become a boring pop song and everyone’s singing along. ❞
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